The Dumb Week - Day 2

[conlanger]

This is the second day of The Dumb Week challenge, which consists of translating grammatically correct sentences that make no sense. Today’s sentence is:

The sickingly prodigous profile is a storyteller without equal.

Translate it to your conlang(s) and, optionally, include the IPA transcription, the gloss or other information. Thank you for participating!